A hedonistic jingle writer’s free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Season 1

Episode 01: Pilot
Episode 02: Big Flappy Bastards
Episode 03: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Episode 04: If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song, I’m Going to Take a Nap
Episode 05: The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump
Episode 06: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Episode 07: If They Do Go Either Way They’re Usually Fake
Episode 08: Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
Episode 09: Phase One, Complete
Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving
Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Episode 12: Camel Filters and Pheremones
Episode 13: Sara Like Puny Alan
Episode 14: I Can’t Afford Hyenas
Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan
Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Episode 18: An Old Flame with a New Wick
Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don’t Remember You
Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing
Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo
Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger

Season 2

Episode 01: Back Off Mary Poppins
Episode 02: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Episode 03: A Bag Full of Jawea
Episode 04: Go Get Mommy’s Bra
Episode 05: Bad News from the Clinic
Episode 06: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Episode 07: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Episode 08: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Episode 09: Yes, Monsignor
Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Episode 12: A Lung Full of Alan
Episode 13: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
Episode 18: It Was Mame, Mom
Episode 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Episode 24: Does Something Smell Funny to You

Season 3

Episode 01: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Episode 02: Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover
Episode 03: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Episode 04: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Episode 05: We Called It Mr. Pinky
Episode 06: Hi, Mr. Horned One
Episode 07: Sleep Tight, Puddin’ Pop
Episode 08: That Voodoo That I Do Do
Episode 09: Madame and Her Special Friend
Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
Episode 11: Santa’s Village of the Damned
Episode 12: That Special Tug
Episode 13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Episode 14: Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded
Episode 15: My Tongue Is Meat
Episode 16: Ergo, the Booty Call
Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Episode 19: Golly Moses, She’s a Muffin
Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens
Episode 22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie
Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie
Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite

Season 4

Episode 01: Working for Caligula
Episode 02: Who’s Vod Kanockers
Episode 03: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Episode 04: A Pot Smoking Monkey
Episode 05: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Episode 06: Apologies for the Frivolity
Episode 07: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Episode 08: Release the Dogs
Episode 09: Corey’s Been Dead for an Hour
Episode 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol
Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
Episode 13: Don’t Worry, Speed Racer
Episode 14: That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Episode 15: My Damn Stalker
Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
Episode 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie
Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll
Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn’t Pee a Lot
Episode 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Episode 22: Mr. McGlue’s Feedbag
Episode 23: Anteaters. They’re Just Crazy-lookin
Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato

Season 5

Episode 01: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Episode 02: Media Room Slash Dungeon
Episode 03: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Episode 04: City of Great Racks
Episode 05: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Episode 06: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Episode 07: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Episode 08: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Episode 09: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Episode 13: The Soil is Moist
Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time
Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction
Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I’m Pretty
Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper

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